Apr 27
InstaQueer Roundup: Jake Jonez, Levy van Wilgen & Perfect, Plump Peach Pics
Andrea Marks Joseph READ TIME: 2 MIN.
Welcome to our latest round-up of Instagram thirst-traps from queer celebs! This week: Hot comedian Jake Jonez struts his swimwear stuff in Australia; Levy van Wilgen's photodumps are filled with many mouthwatering bulge moments; "X-Men '97" creator Beau DeMayo staged the hottest Easter egg hunt of this year; Tyler Dårlig Ulv's gym thirst trap is pure cinematic creativity; Joe Spaceman has us wanting to be a door. Yes, you read that correctly; dancer and actor Nathan Slaten makes a big splash modeling swimwear in a black-and-white photoshoot; Wayne Underwear dropped a "back in stock soon" announcement that left us speechless; and actor Stephen Jack is in his leather harness "Daddy era." We hope you enjoy all these sexy posts as much as we did!
Out comedian Jake Jonez looked delicious and sailor-sexy in the new Patrick Church swimwear collection on the beach in Australia. He's really getting out there in nature, getting up close and personal with the animals, showing off his perfectly plump peach, and charming the locals with his bubbly, flirty personality.
Levy van Wilgen's mouthwatering photodumps are a wealth of bulge delights! Scroll through these posts at your leisure, knowing that you'll be pausing at various points to look your fill.
"Shirtless writer" and out "X-Men '97" creator Beau DeMayo asking us to "find the eggs" with his legs spread wide, laying back luxuriously in a cowboy hat and not much else... That was our favorite Easter egg hunt of the season.
We love a creative thirst trap! Inspired by the Joe Spaceman (you may know him as 'sixfootfiveguy' on IG) "gym bounce" videos, Tyler Dårlig Ulv, who describes himself as "a graphic designer/marketing consultant who is also a professional boyfriend" absolutely nailed the cinematic direction here. He's serving pole position in more ways than one!
Talking about Joe Spaceman... Look at this incredible video of the gymwear thirst trapper showing off his booty. How could you not be inspired by him? And yes, we do in fact wish we were a door right now!
It's "time to splash" with actor and dancer Nathan Slaten, who looks suave and sexy modeling Ryke swimwear in this gorgeous black-and-white photoshoot.
Underwear brand Wayne informing us that their "Black garter lace thong [is] back in stock soon..." with this outrageously voluptuous booty pic had us speechless. And also hoping that by some magic of underwear design and lace configuration, we would somehow look even remotely good in this thong.
We couldn't love "Law & Order" actor Stephen Jack in his "Harnessing and embracing [his] Daddy Era" complete with a harness, a rock hard chest and serious flexing any more than we do right now.